sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives, via asian)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via leftnipple)

"Take your time getting dressed this morning; read a book, make yourself some breakfast. The world can wait."

The art of recovery (via escalated-thoughts)

(Source: escalatedthoughts, via the-password-to-me)

exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

(Source: trait, via nukeandziallftw)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via dutchster)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via swearthatiwillneverleave)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

(via asian)

homoish:

I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up” i get out of bed

(via eclecticpandas)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)